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Seven
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Post Re: If a person comments anything like this, you should be instantly PERMABANNED.
on: September 6, 2012, 00:20

Uh oh, someone is talking about a series I like, and they're right about everything - but I need to find a roundabout and ambiguous way to make it sound as if the problems they mention are all opinions.

http://seventhstyle.com/2012/09/01/sword-art-online-is-still-no-good/#comment-16275
Seven
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Posts: 775
Post Re: If a person comments anything like this, you should be instantly PERMABANNED.
on: September 6, 2012, 00:26

When a response is too long and the person is incapable of reading or lazy, and/or they know they're incorrect, they try to jump out of the debate with some phrase and hope that to everyone else seeing their poorly written comment full of grammar and spelling mistakes, they come off as correct.

http://seventhstyle.com/2012/09/03/only-romance-gets-camera-time-in-sao/#comment-16232
erikfm
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Post Re: If a person comments anything like this, you should be instantly PERMABANNED.
on: September 6, 2012, 01:58

One I particularly notice lately is this sort of fellow

What the hell man,___________ is awesome, stop writing bad things about it.

Everytime I come on this site, it's always bad news about _______. Why do you keep writing about it?

You should focus more on upcoming anime and reviewing other ones instead of the same you've been reviewing for a while

Yeah? Go make your own site.

ALL YOU WRITE ABOUT IS WHY CODE;BREAKER LOOKS BAD, WHY SAO IS GARBAGE, WHY YOU HATE GUILTY CROWN,AND HOW ROBOTICS;NOTES IS GONNA BE CRAP. WHY DONT YOU WRITE ABOUT SOMETHING YOU LIKE

Look dickwads, no one asked you to come read these posts. We didn't invite you to this site. No one came up to you, shoved it in your face, and forced you to read it. Even if it was tweeted to you, Facebook'd or emailed, if you see the title looks bad, why continue? If you already know that someone is going to bash something you love, why do you continue to read? Is it some masochistic fetish of yours? Why do you feel so compelled to change the mind of a random stranger hundreds of miles away from you? Do you not have anything better to do?

If you don't like something, just DON'T READ IT. Spare us and yourself. It's as simple as that. At the end of the day, you aren't mad, and there will be less shitty comments to moderate. Everyone wins!
Seven
Project Manager
Posts: 775
Post Re: If a person comments anything like this, you should be instantly PERMABANNED.
on: September 6, 2012, 08:44

There's some people who don't even read the articles - they usually leave short irrelevant comments not directly related to the article, but instead, an attached image or video.

Their comments are also banal and generic - meaning it's just a mention of something with adjectives attached, but no depth, this is a real example:

This building looks awesome!

You can see how you can just replace "This building" with anything and get the same effect. The formula is "*insert noun here* looks *adjective*!".

This comment below was made on an article that has the answer to their question within the first sentence:

How many key visuals are there? Well, each artwork I keep seeing from “K” keeps getting and better. This anime is soon to come!

http://seventhstyle.com/2012/07/14/k-project-k-sociable-kid-key-visual/#comment-13652
Seven
Project Manager
Posts: 775
Post Re: If a person comments anything like this, you should be instantly PERMABANNED.
on: September 8, 2012, 07:50

Some people don't understand the concept of metaphor, imagery, or any of that, and they start having seizures when they read something like "the previous episode dropped us at a point of suspense, only for the characters to run away and enjoy more cliches."

WTF do you mean the episode dropped us? can someone translat this to english plz?
cressida
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Post Re: If a person comments anything like this, you should be instantly PERMABANNED.
on: September 8, 2012, 13:19

This one made me laugh

Yes, it´s Fapurday! ☆⌒(*＾-゜)ノ～♪

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erikfm
Intern
Posts: 74
Post Re: If a person comments anything like this, you should be instantly PERMABANNED.
on: September 17, 2012, 16:43

If it wasn't clear enough about commenting with an actual purpose, I'm going to present to you one way to annoy people and waste internet space.

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S Level 1 Hardlines (7)
Sep 16, 2012 @ 15:36 CDT
nice!

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SS Level 1 Hardlines (7)
Sep 16, 2012 @ 22:58 CDT
Moe indeed

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SS Level 1 Hardlines (7)
Sep 17, 2012 @ 10:37 CDT
cute

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SS Level 1 Hardlines (7)
Sep 17, 2012 @ 12:53 CDT
superb!

This particular user has commented a total of 7 times, most of which do not even make up a complete sentence, let alone a phrase.

If you comment like this you are nothing. Nothing of value was said, nothing noteworthy, and even your opinion cannot be accurately represented.It may be short and sweet, but a mentally challenged child can come up with better comments than that.

Unless of course, this user is one of those.

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