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Trending eroge, Sword Art Online, has released a few in-game imagery of earlier confirmed features – like loli tentacle rape moments, as well as apron nudity with sandwich-kun, very meaningful additions to be sure.

Copulation is implied in the anime, and the book’s infamous quote about semen has circulated far and wide – yet the upcoming “RPG” appears to finally embrace its ero-inner truth. Indeed, believe it or not, a girl standing bare in every way but an apron is erotic – and Sword Art Online is evidently done with subtleties, like “two year’s worth of semen”, and moving onto more brazen showcases of eroticism, like this scene of a sandwich in an apron.

23 Comments

  • triton6783 says:

    Well, at least Asuna is where she belongs, in the kitchen.

  • Anonymous says:

    I hope the I-Don’t-remember-her-name-filler-loli-character gets eaten.

  • niko says:

    This is a joke, right?

    If this isn’t a joke: man, how clicheed can a franchise get? What kind of fanbase do they think they’re appealing to? I think i want to retract any apologetic comment i ever made about the show. Well, maybe except for actually liking Asuna in the first arc, i still like her and she has my sympathies for being trapped in a world of extraordinary stupidity. Maybe in another universe she gets to be the herione she deserves to be.

    • Seven says:

      Asuna is one of the reasons the world of Sword Art Online is extraordinarily stupid. I hope you meant to have the loli character’s name in there.

      • niko says:

        I didn’t really mind the Asuna of the first arc. It is certainly possible, that some of other idiotic stuff happening distracted me from noticing her bad side. I stopped following the show after the outcast woke up and his sister immediately prepared for intercourse.

        Also my memory of this show is slowly starting to fade and i have no intention of rewatching any of it to reevaluate my opinion of Asuna.

  • shironeko says:

    And just when you thought it couldn’t fall any lower…

    …you realized it was a bottomless pit with tentacled monsters, unattractive, horny lolis and an apron-wearing sandwich machine.
    Truly terrifying.

    Sword Art Online, and everything related to it, continues to amaze me and my continuous nightmares to this very day.

  • realdrakeula says:

    One of them gonna get pregnant?

  • gargamesh says:

    Well, at least they know it themselves that they can’t make a decent story, and now continue to exploit what they’ve been best at all along, Tentacles, and showcasing a terrible heroine.

  • Absolute nudity or I still won’t give two shits to SAO.

  • Anonymous says:

    This bitch deserve to rot in Hell

  • Anonymous says:

    I don’t like SOA anymore than you do but, I thought you liked this kind of stuff?

    • Seven says:

      I don’t know what “this kind of stuff is”, but for you to ask that question, then apparently I don’t like it.

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