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“Hayate No Gotoku” Ruins Hinagiku

Oct 31, 2012 @ 4:46 CDT


Not satisfied with how much they’ve insulted and ruined her already, a dakimakura is soon to arrive which features the hideous “Can’t Take My Eyes Off You” variant of Hayate no Gotoku’s much-loved bishoujo, Hinagiku.

Hayate no Gotoku’s third season is renowned for desecrating essentially all admirable aspects of the former two seasons – and perhaps even the manga series. And unfortunately, the series’ highly-esteemed saving grace and queen, Hinagiku, was not immune to the tragedy. She serves as one of the more major points of unprecedented failure as she’s been reduced to such a rubbish design versus her former beauty and allure.

However even worse, she’s now explicitly equipped with physical characteristics that leave her not merely hideous in comparison to her former, but generally unattractive as well. For starters, one need not even look too far – her proportions seem like a mess, and her ensemble looks as if they intended for her to give off the impression of a child in over-sized clothing.

On the rendition of her seen to the left, it looks as if her head is not even attached to her frame – something which may at least explain the cringe-inducing facial expression she wears. She’s upset in such a matter that one would think the artist took the Smudge Tool in Photoshop and began smearing her face downward – yet she’s also abruptly lit with tomato red in such an awkward fashion, which combined with her hand gestures, makes it seem as if she’s been penetrated in ways best not mentioned.

The redesign of her physique is vile as is, although to see the elements of her visage rearranged in positioning, size, and stylistic shape, it’s truly a grotesque crime against the original – as well as all those who loved her.

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20 Comments

  • supersherman says:

    Watching hinagiku fall and become so disgusting is like watching my own house burn down and not being able to do anything about it

  • lucarion says:

    No one. Does this. To my HINAGIKU!

    FOR THE EMPIRE!

  • That’s not Hinagiku.
    She’s just a girl trying to do Hinagiku cosplay…. and it failed.

  • gargamesh says:

    This is just a fetus…

  • Anonymous says:

    I suppose Hata Kenjiro really didnt learn a lesson from Nagi’s doujin arc. See thoses pictures above? Hinagiku is looking too much perverted than normal. These pictures just attract heartless perverts, not
    true Hayate fans. I might jump into conclusion that Hata Kenjiro is making this franchise with no passion for Hayate’s fans.
    Pls, Hata Kenjiro. Understand my comment and make your fans love your franchise again.

  • triton6783 says:

    I know, lets place random shadows… EVERYWHERE!!!

  • Anonymous says:

    The new hayate no gotoku is even bad for a parody …

  • misao93 says:

    You will find this picture pretty if you haven’t seen Hayate.

    • gargamesh says:

      nah doubt it, if you have seen other anime, you’d still think it was horrible

      • Seven says:

        This embodies horrible to the very heart and soul.

        • Anonymous says:

          I prefer her drawn by the J.C Staff, not Manglobe. By the way, why this anime jump from studio to studio? Why Hata Kenjirou left the anime done by Manglobe? Does Hata want to ruin his own character, Hayate, our true hero?

          • gargamesh says:

            “I prefer her drawn by the J.C Staff, not Manglobe”

            i prefer neither, i do prefer however, the one that did the first season, SynergySP, but JC’s Came pretty close.

            “By the way, why this anime jump from studio to studio?”

            Dunno, all i know is, it became worse and worse as it jumped…

  • alan says:

    I don’t mind the service in the dakimakura but what makes it horrible is the way she was drawn, is like the worse of the worse. I bet otakus all over japan will be raging.

  • Anonymous says:

    Will Hata find and comprehend our disappointment here?

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