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There’s no line of credit more secure than one backed by holy grails – a Fate/Zero Visa card is apparently available now to residents of the motherland, enabling blood pact transactions with every purchase.

Unfortunately, the fact the card comes outfitted in bishoujo servant imagery does little to add to its usage – ultimately, it’s an everyday card of credit, albeit one which is extra fancy on the outside. Nonetheless, the card does promise all manner of “reward points” – essentially an effort to fool more gullible individuals into maxing out whenever the opportunity provides, subsequently engulfing themselves in debt, and perhaps summoning the wrath of Noble Phantasms to lay waste upon their personal properties and socioeconomic standings.

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5 Comments

  • TheGoobKid says:

    Usually this is where the obligatory Shut UP and Take My Money comes along, but Visa has taken enough money from me already…I’m kinda torn about this. Although it could be fun spending the whole entire credit allowance on the F/Z blu-ray series though :3

  • mattro says:

    So you have to sell your soul with Fate/Zero, wonder what you have to sell to get a Tsukihime… anything

  • liamash3 says:

    You mentioned only availible to those in the “motherland”. This would be Japan? Shame for me, considering my 18th was this Monday. I’ve been wanting a Visa/debit card and this would have been perfect…but I doubt my local bank would offer one with this on it :(

  • gargamesh says:

    “and perhaps summoning the wrath of Noble Phantasms to lay waste upon their personal properties and socioeconomic standings.”

    The Heroic Spirit of this noble phantasm, shall be Donald Trump

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