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“Feel Her Oppai Before You Buy”

Mar 31, 2012 @ 15:15 CDT

Hoshizora e Kakaru Hashi is bribing otaku to purchase its latest coming installment by allowing them to play with the oppai of its blonde heroine – indeed, a cardboard cutout in Akiba has 3-D oppai for all to enjoy.

Spotted within a shop in Akihabara is a cardboard character cut-out which, unlike most others of its kind, has 3-D and fully enjoyable oppai – illicitly manipulating otaku into purchasing its sub-quality fandisc uncreatively entitled “Hoshizora e Kakaru Hashi AA” as many are surely not going to be able to resist the opportunity to confirm the firmness of Hoshizora’s busty heroine themselves.


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