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Otaku have voted on a ranking which is rather unusual, a ballot to see which girls of the current winter 2011-12 season are most expected or desired to be seen in doujinshi – ending in favor of a girl quite busty.

As doujinshi often takes the erotic route, the main qualifications for a female to prove successful within one is either the physical trait enormous oppai, or the ability to satisfy some sort of specialty fetish through personality or appearance.

Now with this in mind, although Guilty Crown is a series equivalent of spittle, the victorious entity at number one does not surprise us here – it’s the series’ Menjou Hare who unleashed her unanticipatedly colossal breasts a few episodes into Guilty Crown during the mandatory beach episode in order to draw the attention of the loser hero, realizing they’re her last hope against a loli competitor. Unfortunately for her however, the hero turned out to be a siscon – meaning she never stood a chance.

Nonetheless, one has to wonder how these girls would respond if they knew they were voted worthy for an erotic work based on them – the full list can be seen below:

1.) Menjou Hare (Guilty Crown)

2.) Toujou Koneko (High School DxD)
3.) Kanna Tanigawa (Ano Natsu de Matteru)
4.) Izumi Akazawa (Another)

5.) MIX (Aquarion EVOL)
6.) Reiko (Another)
7.) Ririchiyo (InuBoku SS)

8.) Yayoi Kise (Smile PreCure!)
9.) Miu (Papakiki!)
10.) Miyuki Hoshizora (Smile PreCure!)

11.) Tsumugi (Guilty Crown)
12.) Asia Argento (High School DxD)
13.) Kanon Kusama (Guilty Crown)

14.) Sora (Papakiki!)
15.) Inori (Guilty Crown)
16.) Oda Raika (Papakiki!)

17.) Misaki Mei (Another)
18.) Crea Dolosera (Aquarion EVOL)
19.) Jenny Doolittle (Moretsu Pirates)
20.) Gremory Rias (High School DxD)

At number two, High School’s DxD’s cute loli character – who, considering her demonic neko status and continued bare bodied emphasis, managed to rank relatively high to no surpise. Though far more of interest is the party at number three – the hypothetical tables certainly did a 180 in favor of Ano Natsu’s deliciously flat chested blue haired character as it now seems that contrary to previous judgement, many are now desperate for some of that blue haired satisfaction.

Focusing on the trends, the inclusion of a few magical girls from Smile PreCure was inevitable. And moving onto another given aspect, Another’s tsundere ranking at number four leaves us quite joyous to know we’re not the only ones with a heavy desire for the sweet taste only dishonesty can provide. Another main character of Another also ranks, Misaki Mei, receiving a low score which may shock many, although we feel it is for the best – she’s simply not the type cut out for the sultry and suggestive.

Circling our attention back to Guilty Crown, yet now as a whole, it’s rather amusing to see that the consensus finds essentially every other female of the series, side-characters included, more fitting for a doujin than the worthless and unattractive heroine. There is a questionable absence of Ayase however – although we’ll assume her wheelchair complicates the matter more than most would like to deal with.

Ultimately, seeing as this is a ranking to determine who one would want to see within a doujinshi, not a polling, the outcome is favorable even if a certain preferred character doesn’t rank as high as desired as in the end, the character still made the list – meaning that an otaku’s beloved 2-D wife is still recognized by other like-minded individuals in respect to whether they should receive a serving of female assets from her. Or in other words, it’s more personal than quality based.

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